This wasn’t worth $5,500 new.

No, Aries.  Only one survived. 

Every time I stepped into this I would think I just arrived at Dayton airport and was leaving the Enterprise rental car parking lot. If this was in my driveway, I would be depressed looking at it.

When will it come out of the closet and finally admit it is a BMW to the world?

I want to know why Toyota suddenly hates us.

May be a step up in materials, fit and finish when you buy it.... but it’s a HUGE step down in lasting more than 2 years before it’s garbage.

When will Toyota actually make a model of the Supra instead of parting it out to Germany? 

F is for friends who do stuff together?

*rolls eyes*

1) It is hideous. 2) You buy a Toyota for its reliability, but this isn’t a Toyota. Open the hood and look at the parts — they all have BMW stamped on them. This won’t have Toyota reliability. It will have the unreliability of a BMW. 3) The body is completely hideous with dozens of fake vender vents. 4) Toyota’s…

“Sure honey, I’ll sell that car I’ve had since high school to make room for your new family carrier in the garage. Let me just take some pictures and post the ad to the internet.”

*swaps out out Toyota badges for Land Rover badges JIC*

and its only on its 45th transmission.

Counterpoint: yes it does. Actually it deserves worse than just sitting out there in chilly late winter rain, what it really deserves is to be crushed entirely into a little cube of solid metal and recycled into something actually useful.

Fuck that noise. An Astro will always be a million times better than any FWD van from this era. Truck-based vans > car based vans.

Are you fucking nuts, David?!? The kids at my High School who got one of these handed down were convinced their parents hated them.

OK, its confirmed.  you really do have bad taste in cars.  All that energy wasted on a  minivan, such a tragedy....