I mean, that sounds nice and all, but Shaq was one of the most dominant and successful players in NBA history despite never rising above “miserable” as a free-throw shooter.

Well she’s white.

You wrote “rationally” when you actually meant “like a sociopath.”

If you’d rather fight the Democrats than the Republicans, then you should think about what sorts of changes to our current political landscape would make the Democrats more worth fighting than the Republicans for most other people.

But at least he stands for the anthem. That’s gotta count for something, right?

I mean you turn an article about how Andy Murray is trying to do some good into how Andy Murray isn’t doing good enough with a single unnecessary paragraph.

How many blue lives matter flags do you currently own?

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Just a small correction: You mention that he is now five years into his sentence, having been sentenced in 2012, but 2012 was actually 97 years ago.

Did you even read the article?

what what

Very impressive. Every time I try to imitate college I end up unspeakably lit and lose a shoe.

ouch. That looks like it mustang.

Do fake heart attacks count as excuses?

We should, ABSOLUTELY, be mad at this bitch.

Michael Jackson didn’t just sit around, being black all the time, and he was beloved the world over.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

Yeah, I can’t help but wonder if Schilling thought he was just gonna pull up into an intersection labeled “Houston” and the townfolk would come gather round his trailer like villagers around the Pony Express rider.

Parks and Rec is the superior show.

Good memory. Of course, Lauren actually put that same stat in the article you’re commenting on.