“the anthem issue, which has affected TV ratings”

Put in its full context, the players’ question was not insulting but equally disturbing:

Here’s one you can’t blame on Shifty and D-Money, Maine.

The ironic thing is that Marshawn Lynch represents everything that chuds used to complain was missing from pro sports. He loves playing football, shows that love with how he plays, is a genuinely interesting and thoughtful person, dislikes and distrusts the media and the more commercial aspects of the sport, and…

the point is, this is 35-year-old Ivanka talking about 14-year-old Ivanka, and obviously lying. The point is, 35-year-old Ivanka lies.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

There’s a subtle thing here that’s especially lovely: Pop’s the US Men’s National coach for the rest of Trump’s term. And that fucking RULES.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

It sucked they had to go sit in the box for 2 minutes afterward for hooking

Kudos to this nimrod for coming up with an even dumber excuse than “I was hacked!!”

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

wall built to defend against mexico ends up hurting united states

Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck Donald Trump. And fuck the Cowboys. You ain’t America’s team anymore. That honor belongs to the Jacksonville Jaguars.

They definitely needed some free advertising. I’d never even heard of this MacDougal’s place until Rick & Morty brought it up.

That is one hot take of a hot take. I’ve never known anyone to think that Red October is the weakest. It’s by far the best, and the others are really not close, other than perhaps Patriot Games.

That’s not a bad take, that is the worst take.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

*rolls eyes* Great another internet financier. Have you ever heard of the Glossom-Bogar Effect? How are you going to keep the Gladus curve in nominal alignment? Everyone is all like “Oh why don’t we just let people work for money to buy things!” I didn’t go to the Xavier School Of Magic Finance for nothing you know.…