The only thing she’s ever blown is a 28-3 lead.

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

Bull Moose or bust.

Mark this date on your colander!

Hotness of this take in degrees Fahrenheit: 0

The letter is an acrostic which spells out “RESIST”

Reproach...
Elevating...
Speaking...
Ignoring
Supremacy...
Thank You...

the only confirmed attendee is LL Cool J

There are many sides to the violence between Zaza and ankles. Many sides.

There should be statues of him everywhere, with the plaque on it saying “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”

I want a statue of Marshawn Lynch in Oakland and Seattle. Tomorrow.

Can we remind ourselves of the fact that every single thing that the Clinton campaign, real journalists, honest pundits, and everyday people warned that would happen with trump as president has in fact happened and continues to happen.

“ Stick to scorts!”

I thought this was a joke before the edit and was going to build on the pyramid with, “My mistake, I actually meant Chad Henne.”

That poor kid. Is there a specific name for being born both without a chin and a prominent chin?

It’s not because you’re white. It’s because that’s quite possibly the weakest attempt at protest I’ve ever heard of. No one said anything because they didn’t even know you were protesting.

Her interview with Gene Simmons was also legendarily awful (though he never walked out).

So since one business (in this case, the Braves) makes out like bandits we should ignore all negative externalities that are generated by these decisions? We should ignore the fact that the county got fleeced for $400 million in a secretive, possibly illegal process that was so hated that the public officials…

I was okay with the racist mascot, their flight to Cobb County, and their fleecing of taxpayers, but this assault on urban planners’ sensibilities is the final straw.

highly erotic pivot to video, imo

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...