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This seems to me not terribly different from Square Enix still (slightly) supporting Final Fantasy XI, for some reason. XIV’s much splashier these days, but apparently there’s still a dedicated audience for XI.

I think focusing on the racist parts of its past is understating it, really. Feel like everyone deserves to know the St. Louis elite literally worshipped each other as royalty to put workers in their place.

Hell yeah, DC Super Hero Girls. Am I interested? No. Am I happy they’re making that tier of games again? Yeah! I’m sure there’s some audience for it, glad they can eat finally. Was it incredibly funny seeing everyone complain during the Direct or wherever they first showed it? Absolutely. So incredibly worth it

XI got a really generous demo at least on the Switch release - no time limit, just a checkpoint you can’t pass literal hours into the story (probably at least 6, depending on how quick you are; can easily get a few more if you’re trying to savor it or be completionist), amd I believe you get up to a full

Just got into Heavensward, and you had to remind me of Best Girl again? ... so much more than she actually got in the game.

Getting banned from Twitch for streaming Age Of Calamity and saying both Link and Zelda are cute

A friend introduced me to Biomutant and I have absolutely no clue how I’d actually feel about the gameplay, but man, what a cool world! So much cool transportation - really, they had me at airships, but submarines? Gliders? Spoiling me! The characters look cool, the monsters look cool... just the small question of if

Yeah, that was my first reaction, too.

I mean, surely they can clear up some room in the lockers of games basically no one buys, right?

Tall vampire gfs, obviously /s

There was a solid run of Arabian Nights a few years back; just an absolutely broken game with the dumbest cutscenes, and it ruled. Hope it won’t suffer too much for not having that couch.

less a punishment, more a fun club for everyone to be horny together in! ... there’s still handcuffs, though.

Normalizing sending me to horny jail, gonna yell “KINKSHAME ME HARDER” as they drag me away.

Bunny boys’ being biggest, best bit broadcast, beyond doubt.

That’s the impression I got, but I also quit in the It’s a Small World level because suddenly I was stuck moving left - drift? - no matter how many times I saved and reloaded... when my Nunchuk's joystick worked fine in literally everything else!

It irritates me to no end that Skies of Arcadia seems so extremely my jam, and yet Sega refuses to let me buy it from them. (And yeah, both of the existing versions having flaws.)

Also, if your grandson has been small-time dealing without your knowledge, they’ll straight up try to take your house (and car) unless a court stops them.

What if you *want* her to get her hands on you?

the only horrendous cleavage I can think about is in the new Resident E-

Surely we’ve already established how many fans are weirdos (... myself included.) Excited to find out what the hell you’re doing here in this one, clearly you don’t belong here (on account of the vampire lady trying to kill you)