Spoiler Alert: Nah.

Why would this guy go to the trouble of stealing a Manziel jersey from the museum when you he’d probably just give you one after he hands you your ticket?

To be a mediocre, middle-aged racist white guy in 2019, amirite?

In a long list of super pretentious reviews from the A.V. Club, this one sure is reaching for the top.

Yeah, methinks the Niners figured they’d just flex their NFL muscle over lowly city officials and ignore the curfews until the city relented but they haven’t. A “look at what we’ve brought to your city!” scenario that Santa Clara would eventually cave in to.

It’s one of the drugs that doctors fed into my IV to help induce a coma after I underwent emergency brain surgery last December.

So while Darnold will be at home playing Minecraft and yelling at his mom because he doesn’t want to eat tomato soup for lunch again

Just wanted to check in and see how well this comment worked out for you.

As an NL fan... I agree 1000%.

I salute you... War Admiral.

I never said promotion/relegation.

Uh... no, bud

Well I neighver 

Eliminate the leagues. Eliminate the divisions.

You’ve never attended a wedding have you

Lots of folks without avatars stepping up to the mic here and, boy... it is a treat.

FUCK.

Unfortunately, you did not win this edition of “Ansel Elgort or Taron Egerton?” But you can make your money back in the next round with “Timothee Chalamet or Lucas Hedges?”

I enjoyed every moment of Medvedev in this tournament, and really enjoyed how aghast Chris Fowler was that the Final crowd was booing Nadal instead of Medvedev because of taking too long.

While it’s an unspoken truth that colleges care more about football than any other sport, and especially about any women’s sports, it’s not usually as clearly demonstrated as it was by Kent State.