Fallon was doing a fucking Mike Myers impression.

I’m not an SNL hater. I think it’s been a pretty strong season with guest hosts like Will Ferrell, David Harbour, and Harry Styles.

I’m pretty sure “expensively OK” is Apple’s official slogan.

OK...he has a pass to say that word, sure sure, but can he explain pairing it with “White power”?

Last night’s “The Little Mermaid: Live!” reignited my and my dad’s love of tentacle porn! Can I get an upvote?

I made this joke elsewhere, but watching these two herbs fumble their way into this self-inflicted mess has been like watching someone intentionally stomp on a banana peel and do a triple backflip into a volcano. Now if only we could get rid of the primary herb.

He admires the “unique voice” that he worked so hard to silence?

So sorry to hear about Maidment.

Necrophiliac Paul Maidment has had this cross-posted to his corpse de jour. Paul Maidment has spent all weekend filling it with his evil essence, pulling from all over the G/o network, relabelling AP vids, reposting old freelance work and changing the date stamps.

Right. I think the root of Dennis’ problems with SNL–besides his complete lack of a sense of humor and, this week, a bizarre dislike of Kristen Stewart–is that he thinks SNL is a left-wing show that’s failing to provide proper left-wing comedy rather than a center-right show that rarely strays from milquetoast…

Can you do the recaps for SNL instead of this person? It’s nice to hear something objective. 

And may Spanfeller and Maidment fuck themselves with splintered fence pickets for even longer. 

Thank you for the post featuring these bears. I’m glad I can bookmark this and that the site’s timestamp wouldn’t be moved to, say, April, because that would suck and also be a serious breach of media ethics!

I imagine these articles will just get more and more transparent with time.

YA YEET

He gets to stay because he’s related to sports, right? Everyone else has to go but dick balls Cub mascot can stay. On your way out someone leave a reminder to feed dick balls Cub mascot.

Shout out to the dumbasses in charge who haven’t figured out how to turn the comments off on the subblogs yet. You brain geniuses show your asses at every possible opportunity and we’re all better for it.

I’ve been a regular here since 2006. My social circle doesn’t really allow many opportunities to talk sports so I treasured that this was THE place that allowed for my dumbass jokes and ridiculous takes to be heard (and even then, there were better comments made by better people).

To make up for the gaffe, they have something really big planned for Easter next year.