Fallon was doing a fucking Mike Myers impression.

I’m not an SNL hater. I think it’s been a pretty strong season with guest hosts like Will Ferrell, David Harbour, and Harry Styles.

I’m pretty sure “expensively OK” is Apple’s official slogan.

OK...he has a pass to say that word, sure sure, but can he explain pairing it with “White power”?

Last night’s “The Little Mermaid: Live!” reignited my and my dad’s love of tentacle porn! Can I get an upvote?

Necrophiliac Paul Maidment has had this cross-posted to his corpse de jour. Paul Maidment has spent all weekend filling it with his evil essence, pulling from all over the G/o network, relabelling AP vids, reposting old freelance work and changing the date stamps.

Right. I think the root of Dennis’ problems with SNL–besides his complete lack of a sense of humor and, this week, a bizarre dislike of Kristen Stewart–is that he thinks SNL is a left-wing show that’s failing to provide proper left-wing comedy rather than a center-right show that rarely strays from milquetoast…

Can you do the recaps for SNL instead of this person? It’s nice to hear something objective. 

YA YEET

He gets to stay because he’s related to sports, right? Everyone else has to go but dick balls Cub mascot can stay. On your way out someone leave a reminder to feed dick balls Cub mascot.

I’m having a busy day at my office and I CANNOT be sitting here with tears in my eyes. Damn you!

Deadspin forever.  

I am not clever enough to have become a starred commenter on this website. Just wanted to say that I’ll miss it (though my employer presumably will not).

I’ve never been a commenter here, but I’ve been a lurker for many years. I’m so grateful to you, Diana, and to all the staff and freelancers for making Deadspin such an utterly lovely, weird, irreverent, delightful place on the internet. I have no idea where I’m gonna get my weird sports & etc. now, and I’ve been…

Nine year reader who almost never commented here...I can honestly say that this site, and everyone that came through it, have changed my life. Your insights have caused me to look at the world differently and with a more informed perspective, your senses of humor have given me And my friends more laughs than any other…

Shout out to the dumbasses in charge who haven’t figured out how to turn the comments off on the subblogs yet. You brain geniuses show your asses at every possible opportunity and we’re all better for it.

It’s been a long time, without you my friend. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again. 

I’ve been a regular here since 2006. My social circle doesn’t really allow many opportunities to talk sports so I treasured that this was THE place that allowed for my dumbass jokes and ridiculous takes to be heard (and even then, there were better comments made by better people).

Sticking to sports. Thanks for everything. and thanks George Carlin.

I’ll miss you all. It was a fun ride.

To make up for the gaffe, they have something really big planned for Easter next year.