And they got paid for it, too.

+1 missed phone call

A beloved actress playing a terrible person in some ways celebrates the terrible person.

This is the sequel to that shitty Joaquin Phoenix mockumentary we never asked for.

+1 Brothers In Arms

Chris Pratt has become a knockoff Chris Pratt.

Sir this is a baseball post.

PREACH

I’ve transitioned from really enjoying NFL Sundays to really enjoying college football Saturdays. Good games and great matchups are on for, like, 15 straight hours.

You people are all fucked in the head.

Where my 1408 people at?

Contercounterpoint: That ending is one of the ballsiest calls in Hollywood film history, and it is forever seared into my memory.

“Give me what I want, and I’ll go away.”

What a productive two days you’ve had.

Matt:

SO much more money for settlement payments!

Capture The Flag but if you’re caught you go to real jail.

F-U-C-K-I-N-G P-R-I-C-K

Who in the fuck is Tiffany.

Of all the great moments in ‘Eternal Sunshine’ (and there are many moments), her reciting the poem that gives the movie its name is at the top for me.