FUCK.

Unfortunately, you did not win this edition of “Ansel Elgort or Taron Egerton?” But you can make your money back in the next round with “Timothee Chalamet or Lucas Hedges?”

I enjoyed every moment of Medvedev in this tournament, and really enjoyed how aghast Chris Fowler was that the Final crowd was booing Nadal instead of Medvedev because of taking too long.

While it’s an unspoken truth that colleges care more about football than any other sport, and especially about any women’s sports, it’s not usually as clearly demonstrated as it was by Kent State.

And they got paid for it, too.

+1 missed phone call

A beloved actress playing a terrible person in some ways celebrates the terrible person.

This is the sequel to that shitty Joaquin Phoenix mockumentary we never asked for.

+1 Brothers In Arms

Chris Pratt has become a knockoff Chris Pratt.

Sir this is a baseball post.

PREACH

I’ve transitioned from really enjoying NFL Sundays to really enjoying college football Saturdays. Good games and great matchups are on for, like, 15 straight hours.

You people are all fucked in the head.

Where my 1408 people at?

Contercounterpoint: That ending is one of the ballsiest calls in Hollywood film history, and it is forever seared into my memory.

“Give me what I want, and I’ll go away.”

What a productive two days you’ve had.

Matt:

SO much more money for settlement payments!