Capture The Flag but if you’re caught you go to real jail.

F-U-C-K-I-N-G P-R-I-C-K

Who in the fuck is Tiffany.

Of all the great moments in ‘Eternal Sunshine’ (and there are many moments), her reciting the poem that gives the movie its name is at the top for me.

Just fucking stop with this shit already.

Everyone here waxing poetic about Firefly and here I am still steaming over how ABC butchered V.

Dave Chappelle has every right to make jokes about what ever he pleases. That’s his career. He also can make them funny if he chooses. He didn’t. Based on what we know from Chappelle in candor, he believes what he’s saying, decided to say it, then try and make a Home Alone joke at the end.

That and summers in Denver tend to be absolutely lovely and if tickets are cheap why not burn a night at one of the nicest parks in the sport?

In the first round, the No. 8-ranked player faced Andrey Rublev, who just beat Roger Federer in Cincinnati, and made the quarterfinals here two years ago.

Anyone who calls UCF students “privileged little assholes” has clearly never been to UCF.

The Dodgers are the best team in baseball in a massive market.

The Players Weekend stuff just reeks of a bunch of old white stiffs sitting around a board room table nodding confidently that they finally cracked the code on how to attract millennials.

How on Earth was the cheapest ticket you found for a Tigers game THIS YEAR sitting at $100? Did you ask some guy on the street?

Here’s my super hot take... get rid of the two leagues and make one giant table, soccer style.

You can’t pin it all on one particular thing because, for me, MLB has lagged behind in so many areas that they seem to have no answer to fixing...

They’ve operated on a “three weeks on, two-three weeks off” schedule the last few years, so the gap between Harbour and Stewart seems legit (that also may overlap with the World Series which they try to avoid.)

Boy do the SNL recaps here suck.

This part is my favorite part of all. For a league that has seemingly no pulse of how to market to millennials, they went ahead and gave this idea to a high school football captain who wants dope jerseys for his senior year.

Shy, kind and fatter than holy hell.

Titanic is being consumed by the ocean and returning to its elemental form while providing refuge for a remarkably diverse number of animals