Him doing his own stunts make these “Mission: Impossible” movies ten times more entertaining.

This is seventy levels of awful but please leave the Triscuits out of this.

If Andre Drummond got 30 and 24 and no one was there to see it, did it really happen?

The first time I watched it I honestly didn’t know if the video was buffering.

The ESPN Tennis team is so desperate for new stars of American tennis that they’ll do this.

She stuck the landing.

I played bass for The Beef Siren in college, actually

God bless that man who wasn’t watching the game because of Rutgers basketball.

The point is he’s racist.

This will surely add some spice in what has been the Blackhawks’ most exciting game of “Who Will Be A Healthy Scratch Tonight?!?!”

A coworker just microwaved grocery store sushi cause raw fish grossed him out. Fuck this country. I quit.

This ‘article’ is still just chillin’ up here despite errors to the two biggest pieces of the piece, isn’t it.

So, the NFL knew he was retiring beforehand and gave him a playoff assignment as a parting gift, right?

He had consensual affairs with staff members.

T-minus 8 hours until another straight fire tweet about that overrated Meryl Streep.

It’s the playoffs; every practice matters; punctuality is generally good

So many new positions for the ownership to vote on. Gonna be tough to get everyone in in time.

Not having Emily Blunt in this takes away the biggest reason why the first one was so impactful.

*NFL hands NFL Network two-game suspension*

I’d give ABC the slight nod here.