The Colin Trevorrow warning signs were alllllllll over Jurassic World. Then Book Of Henry came out and it was like an atom bomb.

*deep inhale*

Probably depends on how most people feel about the NBA still after everything that went down.

ETA: How does Greenbay handle this with their weird ownership structure? Or do they board just send a representative?

this resulted in the death of a different frat’s pet turtle, named “Turntle.”

I meant to say Western Virginia

That... that’s the point... different stories all built on the same foundation...

I’m pretty sure he’s a gigantic dipshit regardless of any comparison he may or may not have been trying to make.

Wait until weekdays/nights when there are usually ticket specials. Theater by me has discounted tickets on Tuesdays.

How much glee do you think Sajak is stifling here?

Hell, imagine if they made Mike and Nancy’s mom an actual character.

Watching the NFL slowly devour itself is giving me an exuberant, borderline sexual thrill.

I’ve already forgotten 98% of this episode. Claire from HR was the only standout moment.

The NCAA responds by giving the death penalty to NC State baseball.

During the game, Newton was heard imploring his team, “Stay calm and steady like Mount St. Helens!”

Thoughts and prayers for you on this difficult decision.

About time someone asks Richie Incognito how he feels getting beat up for a change.

*Jimmy Collins cackles loudly towards the horizon*

Like most Ovechkin endeavors, this will fizzle out by the end of April.

This would free up time for McElwain to follow his true calling of stopping his future self from moving the Raiders to Las Vegas.