I was missing my dose of smarm today. Thank you. Doug. Thank you.

A director with a great, Oscar-caliber start to a career, only stumbling downhill with each project after?

Then part of me says that even though their conversion isn’t my duty, it’s still something that should be attempted?

Congratulations on having the first documented wrong opinion in the history of opinions.

I would imagine part of it is that the Red Wings were the first tenant and the Pistons weren’t brought in the fold until later in the building of it,

Milwaukee is lovely if you’re white. And he said Indy, but Indy sucks so bad I’ll allow it.

Nowhere in this contract is there a provision allowing Szechuan sauce.

He looks like a loaf of Wonderbread with glaucoma.

If anyone is going to win ‘Survivor,’ I’ll pick the guy who survived a year in Jacksonville.

His seventh year in the NFL after three years in the SEC and you think it’s possible that he never once had a woman ask him a question about a basic element of his job?

Fox took their three best talents, shoved them into figurative and literal broom closets, then let them go while giving Jason Whitlock millions of dollars.

Live nightly show at 11p ET on ESPN2. Bring back to old feel of that network with a show she’s already proven works. Give her an actual studio with an audience and let her go.

Can’t wait for the college basketball Deadspin 25 this February.

The morning show just needs to be a 24 hour network.

I mean, David Simon has made two separate shows since this one premiered...

The guy who did The Wire (a show I have not gotten around to watching) has a new show already.

Every stadium is different, but the one spot where they’re very similar is from dugout to dugout on the first level.

RIP Diesel

1. Jumanji

A thud to end what was a great tournament. But man... that moment at the net...