I thought Little League was up to 12-year olds. In NoVa it used to be that 13-yo’s went up to Babe Ruth League baseball. It’s just not right for 13-yo’s to play against 11- and 12-yo’s. I’ll bet that kid’s been shaving for two years already. Look how goddam far he hit that ball.

it’s time to watch pre-teens do amazing baseball things while thinking, “Hmmmm, are we sure that kid is only 12?”

Somehow, being melted by a dragon doesn’t seem out of the realm of Mets possibilities.

Way to typecast yourself Noah. Now you’re only going to get roles as the guy who throws things.

60-day DL: the clap from a Dornish prostitute, torn labrum from throwing spear, concussion from trying to remember all the additional characters and plot points.

Too bad none of those “people” were innocent. All were committing crimes, you ignorant liberals act like they were executed. Don’t commit crimes, don’t risk getting shot.

You’re telling me fans would rather you lose and put a worse player out there...

If CK is good enough to compete for the starting position, the team’s probably a shitpile anyway. I swear, I think “Distraction” is like the Family Circus’ “Not Me” gremlin, a non-existent phenomenon meant as a diversionary tactic.

He did a commercial where the beef jerky he ate would rain down upon a tiny, shrieking Stephen A. Smith living in his digestive cavity, so don’t tell me about sponsors, Richard.

The 49ers were really good last year though.

“C-Span is looking to move on from its ‘take random calls from unemployed racist cranks’ model of controversy-ginning”

I read it as a cryptic way of suggesting Horowitz was fired for some kind of inappropriate behavior, but your explanation makes sense as well.

...should act with respect and adhere to professional conduct at all time.

Everyone at FOX Sports, no matter what role we play, or what business, function or show we contribute to — should act with respect and adhere to professional conduct at all time.

You can’t work for a guy named Shanks and have any perceptible feeling of job security. Same goes for anyone working for ESPN President Bill Turnsonyou and CNN Head of Infotainment Murray Trapdoor.

Bless you, kind sir.

OHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEAAHHHHH

I fucking HATE that this made me laugh. Well played sir. Well. Played.

I hate myself so much for how hard i just laughed at this...... you monster