The numerical answer is 13, 13 times a month. Three times a week with an extra romp slipped in for spontaneity. Be sure to stay away from the Joneses though. They’re problem starters.

Just remember: if General Motors executives can make the Saturn Sky happen, you can get through this week. Never give up on your dreams!

“Don’t mind if I do....”

Kill Withey!

Guessing here, could be wrong, but perhaps all those teams got rid of Cam Maybin including Detroit twice because he is dense and prone to victimization.

Law & Order taught me that the massage parlors always pay off the cops so they leave them alone.

Honestly, I could care less about some ladies being paid to tug on some guy. As long as they aren’t trafficking women/running drugs, I do not care. There are lots of other things higher on my list of things that need police intervention.

“And what is your purpose in visiting the United States?”

His permanent imprisonment can’t come soon enough. 

That wasn’t fake. That was savage. That was Macho Man Randy Savage savage.

I sometimes wish the NFL had relegation, just to see how low the Browns could really go.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

She’s like the anti-Spanos.

And with that last “Ahhhhh”, he then realized he was riding on Team Mierda.

Don’t be silly. Women are second class citizens, particularly when it comes to being assaulted by men involved in athletics. I’m not sure there’s any country outside of Scandinavia where that isn’t true.

He’ll be the Secretary of State by Friday

In the NFL or NCAA the only unforgivable sin is losing.