9 years later and people still bitching about the same old shit lol

Cilantro tastes great and I can’t help it if some genetic freaks out there can’t appreciate that. 

Did you even read the article? They’re literally pirating the game and illegally distributing it to people.

I mean, I’m also unhappy that LittleBigPlanet was never that good, but you don’t see me trying to DDoS anybody.

Yeah, my first reaction was “how could anyone possibly hate this completele innocent game enough to attack it like this”, but the answer of “this guy wants more LBP” makes even less sense.

This is precisely why we say all cops are bastards. These police murdered a man, lied about it, and they’re superiors did absolutely everything they could to cover it up.

Tell that to Ethan

It does seem like a design misstep to introduce you to the meat before being told that it can be used for other stuff. Or at least there should have been a flag to trigger that dialog the first time you go to the Duke with meat and *that* would unlock the cooking mechanic, rather than it being progress-gated like it…

Uh... so, if he made this kind of comments, but directed at a male player, it’d be OK?

Lecturing someone about how they feel about the potential complicated public fallout of that revelation is not the good look you think it is. 

Nothing says “This Is America” like a lawsuit.

“nobody actually wanted small sedans and hatchbacks”
Honda, Hyundai/Kia, and Toyota would beg to differ.

My lawn mower is way cooler!

You know that by adding the Kotaku Fish, you're technically saying that the Silt Striders are sexy?

I don’t know what I’d do if Nintendo stopped shoveling games into the eShop like coal into a hungry train engine every week.

Like, why did they even attempt this. Riot is not one of those companies you’d think would be okay with this, and whatever came of this would surely pull in people dissatisfied with the current game. It’d basically be a competitor to their own game; that’s reason enough to C&D this.

“Kaine has been running with half her ass and tits out for 10 years, and only NOW she’s an object to gawk at?”

You do not know what you are talking about. This is not simply a matter of being prudes.

Someone walks up to you and says “I will give you a cookie if you look up that girl’s skirt”.

You seem hung up on people “choosing” to do things and that somehow being a marker for judging them as people, but you don’t seem to recognize that half the point of playing a video game is to have the freedom to safely explore things you wouldn’t do in real life, by doing them virtually.