What does it say that I read the title as:

My very first W2 job was fry cook. It’s a shitty, dangerous job. Perfect for robots.

And it’s great because now, we can repurpose that team member to help take care of customers, create memorable moments, things like that.

The Canadian version is even worse - still stupid, but now you’ve got extra drag too.

Truck Nutz is so obvious I’m surprised it wasn’t in the prompt.

You know just not following trends and styling your hair however tf you want is an option too, right?

Thank god they didn’t know my friend Brandon was in the car.

I’m taking a different angle on why this is a scary slope.....not “are we ok with a machine deciding this” but “are we ok with **insert giant rich corporation here** deciding this?”

Awesome, a slider that engages in “Asshole Mode”:

Honestly we gave the internet a chance to name something and it didn’t end up being a racial slur, I feel like that’s a win

They literally give you free food for virtually nothing and its far easier to order on the app than through the drive thru. Also easier to customize items as well. As long as the app is well built and easy to use, its a net positive

If I ever decide to start writing real food porn, you guys wouldn’t be able to fucking handle it. 

Just to trigger the rage trolls: “Never buy a new car” or “used cars are always better than new cars” (Just trying to make a joke)

I was expecting this to be a way to sideload the apps like in android in windows 11 (since likely the actual software for running them is already in windows 11) but instead it’s just “use an emulator” like you couldn’t already do that in windows 10.

This “solution” has nothing to do with Windows 11.  Any version of Windows can do this.

For you, maybe. Not everyone is like you. The sooner you realize that, the better off you’ll be. 

“Here are the worst (enter listicle)” is a really cynical way to start a Monday. Couldn’t you have done, “Most chef’s tattoos suck, here are the ones that don’t”?

Here you go, although it gets a few points for making me laugh.

Most people aren’t sociopathic enough to succeed in sales.