“Skipper Bruce Bochy should find a way to get this guy more at-bats.”

A few thoughts:

That either of them would be ranked ahead of Cleveland is an affront to reality.

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

That seems like too high of a number. I’m just gonna bust out my abacus here.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

“Shut up! God, you people make me fucking sick!”—Chip Hale

“12 and a half pages? How long did that take, like three years?”

Bad opinion.

I don’t care who you root for, Bautista knowingly and willfully reached out to grab Forsythe’s leg. Fuck that piece of shit, he lost his team the game. I hope the AL East comes down to a half game and they’re out, and we look back and think of this game. Fuck ‘em.

go to jezebel

Thinthinatti.

WOW. This was riveting.

If you were extremely retro-cool, instead of just extremely cool, you would believe only two teams should play on Opening Day, and the only game should be in the middle of the day in, the middle of the week, on green grass in Cincinnati.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

Happy to say there is still a chance the Cardinals go 0-162

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

:( I tried adopting Melo but he was missing his shots.

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