Don’t rub it!

Looks like a nasty 2-seamer running away from the left-handed batter.

That’s a shitty way to lose a ball game.

Enjoyed the article.

The Aussies needed Outback Jesus:

The Cavs beat the Warriors and the Zebras in Game 2.

I agree with your stance on growlers.

What a gigantic FUPA.

There was nothing more nerve-wracking than seeing those red laces spinning right towards your junk, knowing there was nothing you could do about it.

I also have fond memories of nut-ball.

Ugh, Ozzie Guillen. What a detestable sonofabitch.

Benadryl.

+1 Flower Power is deliciousness.

I agree with you that Bryce Harper is a jerky, egotistical man-child. I am assuredly not a Bryce Harper or a Nats fan.

#1 Don’t argue balls and strikes. It’s impossible to win that argument with an umpire (even though this pitch was definitely a ball).

21st Amendment’s session IPA is very good. I believe it’s called Down to Earth.

Go home, Timmy. You’re drunk.

Oh, Jim. Please shut the fuck up. It must be really tough being a Boston sports fan. Only nine (9) championships in the 21st century? I feel so bad for you.

My fantasy baseball team’s name is “Bartolo’s Colon.”

As a lifelong Browns fan, I feel your pain.