I don’t get the outrage on this one. It’s a joke.

What is inaccurate about it?

It was an acceptable joke. I wasn’t dying with laughter. It worked for what it was.

At this point it should be clear. Replay doesn’t add any clarity. Calls still get missed and f’d up. All it does is slow the game down to a crawl and give people something else to bitch about. I’d even argue that there is more controversy every week than there was before the current version of replay review.

Perhaps they can get Hamilton Nolan in to really press on getting blood from a stone.

“It’s a film that will expect its audience to cheer as a woman in hijab asks about her rights and is told, “You ain’t got shit, sweetheart.”

I thought Donald was going to get his ass kicked? I guess that represents the collective intelligence of Deadspin.

Such courage.

To be fair, I wouldn’t put it past the Ryan brothers to have a waitress on staff.

sucks she got the jersey with the name “his house” on the back of it tho

This is a sincere question: is your personality as a writer a character, do you happily ignore reality, or are you really as huge of a hypocrite as you seem to be, or is it some combination of those?

Any argument that starts with “if everybody would...” is at the very least unrealistic. At most, communist.

get out of here with your sensible nonsense!

“My other sign blew a 3-1 lead”
Nice

To be honest, I also don’t care about Trump’s consensual affairs. We’d probably have to get rid of 99% of all politicians if we gave a shit about consensual affairs, particularly when the participants are smart enough to keep it all under wraps (unlike tweein’ Weiner).

Is Harvard doing the minimum? Is there any evidence that any of these men actually acted on any of this and did anything to these women? I haven’t seen that reported.

wow that is a totally accurate description of what’s happening here, and not some vilifying bullshit you just made up at all.

We’ve reached a point where Baylor players are sexually assaulting women like hotcakes and they continue to play on, while these dudes wrote some words down on the internet and their season gets cancelled. So I agree with you that we’re at a really messed up point.

I rarely drink. My sister and I were at the game last weekend, and pulling into the parking lot there was this sudden urge to just start drinking. After 5 in about 50 minutes, it was time for the game. I’m glad we didn’t get there any earlier. It’s definitely Buffalo.

Yep, because nobody ever has a costume, or effigy, or picture of a president they don’t like hanging from a noose. Unless the president is black.