This raises an interesting question: how does a shark go about getting a prescription for Valtrex?

I want the two of them to guest star on an episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine, because Terry Crews’s fictional twin daughters are named Cagney and Lacey.

Unverified fact: the kid’s Make-A-Wish wish was front row tickets to a Giants game.

This was apparently the deal that was, uh, on the table the whole time.

I am more convinced than ever that the Cubs will not make it to the World Series.