Then when he got back to shore, karma was waiting for him.

Another tie-in: the original Police Woman was married to Burt for 16 years, still available.

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord make my home team ridiculous.’ And God granted it.””

I still think it’s great that Marcia Clark is in a relationship with Ann Richards.

“Hey! I went to Harvard, not Harvard Business School.”

Hey it’s Sid Caesar at age 78.

You’re all a bunch of goddamn phoneys

I just take consolation in the fact the Cubs were never ahead in getting swept in the NLCS last year, and hope for an ironic repeat.

I hope she steps back in at some point to give us a second Obama Administration (or maybe serve in some capacity in the Clinton Administration), I can’t imagine a bigger shoo-in. Shit, in eight years she’ll only be 60.

“This is the final piece/the Cubs are the prohibitive favorites now” — every sports commentator in the last few hours