Shhhh! Somebody’s trying to save us from ourselves! Just nod sagely and go on wanting and working towards your dream car.

Nice Hyundais!

This idea occurred to me 30-odd years ago (as well as the harder, brighter mentioned below). Can rapidly-flickering lights trigger seizures or something?

Yeah.

You never realized that the whole former Gawker network is 95% sockpuppetry?

Agreed. It’s hideous.

Accused of drunk driving? Let’s get Beers!

Eat a bag of (meat) dicks.

Needs moar front and real overhang.

You need to find and drive one of these:

Great PR, probably staged.

How much socialism is “enough” socialism?

So, you design MonsterCable™?

Formerly. Whatno pruufreederz?

We’re sooo glad you’re there to let us know what we should and shouldn’t have and do. Fuckwit.

Nice Camaro!

Destroy capitalism! Well, OK, let’s just weaken it until it can’t continue. And how much socialism is enough, anyway? Nobody ever seems to have an answer for that, so I have to assume the answer is “all”.

“Here Is Why You Should Buy A Used Fiat 124 Spider, But A New Mazda Miata”

“we’re dealing with the shit that is climate change”