I watched the video, but there’s no way I would read the comments. The video was not traumatic to me and wouldn’t be to most people, but I don’t think I’d recover from the comments. I assume a rage trigger warning belongs there.

Rebecca, you have articulated my thoughts on this exactly. Every comment of yours that I’ve read in this thread deserves a star.

I dunno, we could give him the benefit of the doubt and assume she looked 65. I mean, that's the only way this ruling really makes sense.

I live and work in Minneapolis and am headed to India on May 1st. I'll let you know which is worse. ;)

Okay, I don't see the Wagoneer yet, so I'm going to post it.

That actually sounds... awful. I would love for my partner to get a Forester XT. I have a Legacy GT and it's great, but a little ground clearance in blizzards and more hauling room would be nice. I was hoping it was a car I could get sideways. That is severely disappointing.

There's no way I'm giving a car dealer my social security number. And there is no way a car dealer is getting me a better rate than my credit union.

I blew my turbo in my Legacy GT in the middle of a 4 hour road trip. I couldnt bear the grinding metal sound, so I drove for two hours without spooling up the turbo. I stayed around 2500 RPM the whole way, not going much above 40-50 mph.

Sorry, I didn't mean to imply it is just the people you're hanging out with. Bad people are everywhere. In here, around you, around me. I'm sorry, I'm having trouble articulating. I mean you were hanging out with bad people, of which there are many, all over the place, and whom are difficult to distinguish from not so…

You've been hanging out with bad people.

This whole thread makes me super sad. I'm a 35 year old hetcis man, lucky to be raised by two vocal, educated, ex-hippie second wave feminist lesbian mothers. Meeting other people in college who share your equalist views is awesome. Sleeping with them sometimes happens. Using cred as a tool to manipulate though, how…

Not that they're cross shopped with the 5 cars in this video, but Audi, Mercedes, BMW, and Land Rover also make mid sized AWD SUVs. I haven't had an Audi in years, but I'd love to see my old quattro 2 try this test.

I'm really disappointed the level of sexism in this thread. I'd thought better of Jalopnik.

Yeah, I'm not sure why the commentariat are getting their jimmies rustled. She's wealthy, and has a wealthy person's car. Considering a lot of comments on here point out some aspect or another of her not being male, I wonder if that's a part of it.

Yeah, that was pretty awesome. I had figured at the time that she just walked into a Mercedes dealership and said "Give me the most expensive one." But her ownership experience since then suggests that she really enjoys performance cars.

+1 for crowdsourcing child harassment techniques.

I live in a state with no toll roads, and I kind of hate the idea of having toll roads. I hate driving through states that have them, and I love that I don't have to pay several dollars to travel on our local highways in addition to paying for gas.

You're one of the last people I should start an argument with on Jalopnik, Kat, but I respectfully disagree that it's a mature surgery for trans men OR women. I think that's settling. I would say surgical method is established and stagnant. It is at the point of 'good-enough' for the surgical community, and 'better…

It's probably too late at this point, but I'd recommend not responding to agjios.

I think a 2" diameter wire spring would be used for shock absorbing a sky scraper. Maybe 2" circumference?