Oh. My. God. Really? Oh my god, that's awful. I was really hoping the S4 was the AWD performance sedan I was looking for. The Legacy GT is underpowered at 265HP for a 2.5 liter. The Volvo S60 T5 R doesn't have true AWD, and (I don't think) Acura's TLX does either. The repair costs on the 335i XDrive are ridiculous.…

Thanks for this. I was actually considering a B8 S4 for my next vehicle. I had 3 Audis in the 90s, and they were awesome. My 91 Coupe was unbreakable; it could have been an expedition vehicle if it had more room and a lift.

Last I heard Fox was a conservative station. Just because they're idiots, don't add them to our camp. There are just as many idiots in your camp.

Seriously? My first car when I was a teenager was a '91 coupe. I don't even have to think about this one.

You really need to print out the text of this post and save it in an envelope. Open it and read it on your 30th birthday.

I WISH police in the United States would do this occasionally. In particular, when I'm on a 4 hour car trip on the interstate and I get stuck behind someone along with 30 other cars.

Ah, yes. I hearted her SLR Mclaren.

Jalopnik readers are a pretty diverse crowd, and your 1950s sentiment doesn't really belong here.

Can't you still buy the 320 HP Marine Turbine bike?

Thanks for ruining it Hillary. Zero stars for you. I'm diligently watching the show, but a few seasons behind. I'm pretty angry right now.

Audi S2 Saloon. According to Wikipedia, 306 made.

Would you do the full exhaust system as well? Back when I had my coupe, there were a lot of "ersatz" S2 and RS2 coupe conversions around in the forums. I don't even know if those forums are still up; this was years ago. I'm sure you already know this, but it may be interesting to other readers - they never made the…

Looks like a great build. I love that engine too, my first car was an audi coupe and I never lost love for the I5. That looks like a good second choice to the coveted RS2 wagon, though it would be far cheaper to do a full RS2 exhaust manifold conversion on the S6 than to buy an RS2.

I would LOVE to be on the jury for this. When the defense inevitably produces evidence that the victim gave a BJ in front of a group of people days later, I would put on my biggest so-what-does-this-have-to-do-with-anything-ever face.

That's nearly the best endorsement I've heard. If you told me you lived in Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesnowta, or Michigan, I'd be thoroughly impressed.

Hey friend, listen: People who are overweight know they're overweight. The majority of them would like not to be overweight. You, me, and every other random on the internet can do nothing to help them by pointing out that they're overweight.

I always appreciate your Jalopnik articles Kat. I have a couple of friends from high school who (somewhat) coincidentally also teach English in Japan, and I'll be heading out there to visit later in 2015.

I don't even know what to say. Maybe the people who made this app aren't wealthy themselves? My family owns a major privately held marine parts manufacturing company. If you sail, you've heard of it. I can't think of anyone in my family who buys conspicuous aspirational brands. My uncle collects Porches, but they're…

You seem well informed. Can you tell me, does the RS3 use Haldex, or Crown Gear? The standard S3 uses Haldex.

What it should really say is HALDEX.