cnute
cnute
cnute

I wouldn’t have to tell them if they didn’t always interrupt me while I’m jerking off.

I always tell people, masturbation is great because it’s sex with the person who cares about you the most. Same idea here.

From what I’ve read here, helping yourself finish on the job is kind of a Mavericks tradition.

M’s fan, can confirm. Ichiro’s BP was why you came out early.

Raniere’s teachings on the subject of sex are vastly different than those of the aforementioned Rajneeshee, preaching that women are naturally monogamous and men naturally promiscuous.

Because you are not a hot, young, attractive female actress with $$$ to burn...those are the rules, dontcha know? No one can have sex in a cult, except for the Cult Leader and his female followers...i.e, David Koresh...

I really liked Allison Mack from her Smallville days and she seemed to exude intelligence and confidence in her words and her smile. But as Hamlet said, “One may smile and smile and be a villain.” She had me fooled. I hope she does hard, hard time for what she’s done.

Thank you for your contribution.

North of the wall

Deandre Jordan is 7 feet tall and looks normal sized compared to Boban. Boban is scary tall.

Boban has to buy q-tips actually shaped like a q to clean out those ears.

Really excited to have crusty idiots use “millennial” to mean “younger and smarter than me, but in a way that is scary and confusing” for the next 30 years.

He has to know why. As opposed to the preferred football player mentality of “When coach tells me to run through a brick wall I put my helmet on and run real hard toward it”

I am reminded once again that Johnny Jones belongs in basketball prison for absolutely wasting this guy’s talent and time at LSU.

The day that young man can hit 37% from 3, which isn’t asking much, is the day he becomes the best player in the NBA. The critics are right, tanking sucks. Be like Orlando or charlotte, bad enough to miss the playoffs and good enough to miss out on a top 3 pick. And sign Bismack byombo. Do that too.

I was at this game! What stuck out the most to me was how incredibly smooth and fast Fultz moves around the court, which makes his janky-ass jumper that much more disconcerting.

I figure that the average demographic that still actually watches local news, as opposed to getting their information online, also watches Fox anyway.

I sleep well at night knowing I won’t have to explain to my grandkids someday that I was one of the good Germans.

Yay. Also: this kid was getting rejected from schools like UCLA even with a 4.1 GPA - something that Ingraham described as “predictable”. Has there been so much grade inflation since I graduated high school in the 1990s that a 4.1 GPA isn’t competitive enough to get somebody into a UCLA?

In the spirit of Holy Week: