*should have

The DH rule allows for the pitcher to hit for himself.

Came to post this, leaving satisfied

Is it really a shut down if the player you’re shutting down already shut it down?

Steely Dan | With A Gun

This deserves more love

M-O-O-N, that spells “deaf and dumb”.

I love Jim Norton

And he also made false teeth

This is a solid take. They had great rapport. I could watch Jess and Matt do anything mundane and be thoroughly entertained

Dear Hollywood,

Starred just for the Varsity Club deep cut. That’s Some damn fine nostalgia

Poltergeist. The first one. That clown doll and tree scene? Nightmares

BEHOLD, THE OSSIFIED MAN!

Jerome > Jared Leto Joker

Billy, this some navel-gazing shite, innit?

I thought the greasy Poles were confined to Port Richmond?

Insert ‘greasy Poles’ joke here.

Samer, I demand you change the headline to read, “FANCY DOG HURTS PAW”

That’s the Toilet Bowl