*should have

The DH rule allows for the pitcher to hit for himself.

Came to post this, leaving satisfied

Is it really a shut down if the player you’re shutting down already shut it down?

Steely Dan | With A Gun

This deserves more love

M-O-O-N, that spells “deaf and dumb”.

And he also made false teeth

Dear Hollywood,

Starred just for the Varsity Club deep cut. That’s Some damn fine nostalgia

BEHOLD, THE OSSIFIED MAN!

Billy, this some navel-gazing shite, innit?

I thought the greasy Poles were confined to Port Richmond?

Insert ‘greasy Poles’ joke here.

Samer, I demand you change the headline to read, “FANCY DOG HURTS PAW”

That’s the Toilet Bowl

You fuck with the bull, you get the horns

A person who can no longer eat meat for health reasons is in a way, no longer a person. Explain to them that they are in danger of appearing on the menu & should probably dab grease behind their ears to smell more like a carnivore, so as to avoid mockery. The kindest thing ypu can do for these folks is to ask how you…

Damn it, you’re right. I can smell those takes warming up already

You people (av club) are the worst. The Orville is a better Trek show than Discovery. IDK what that show is, but it isn’t Trek.