Eye think you might be on to something

WE MUST BE AGGRIEVED ABOUT EVERYTHING!

Wait. Online dating is no longer terrifying? When did that happen?!?

Who gives a shit?

No, that’s most definitely Kant. He was a real pissant; He was very rarely stable.

Are Bills fans the official fanbase of Deadspin, Barry?

Fuck the Pats. That is all.

This will be the only Pats loss this year.

What about “octaroon”? Asking for a friend.

Just remember, no matter how hard the commenters come after you, none of them can hurt you as much as you’ve hurt yourself in the OP.

So THAT’S what all those writers meant when they use the, “he had a wiry kind of strength” trope.

I was going to say something snarky about that 92% figure being pulled from your ass but it turns out this is accurate to within +/-3%.

Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time? Me either. Hmm...

Wright is the Ryan Braun of the NL East

The fumblingest QB of all time, Dave Krieg, of tiny Milton College (now defunct).

This is like if Sansa was trying to play act as Arya and did exactly as poorly as you’re imagining right now.

Like they encourage you to post but if you have no followers, you are literally shouting into the void. But if you don’t follow the writers, good luck getting out of the greys

If it’s any consolation, I’ve been on Kinja for years and still have no idea how it works.

Has anyone else ever thought, “how can I know less?”

That bitch went to Marquette