Ugh.

“How hard is it to spray on some Aquanet and scream about Satan?”

You’d feel that way, and you’d be wrong.

You appear to be the only person who thinks this is anything other then a parody.

Where did you get the impression anyone actually liked the song? It was made as parody, and this “pop up video” spoof is more of the same. Of course I also couldn’t get through this, even without the music. Just like pop up video, it wasn’t very funny.

I’m both glad and slightly horrified that they released the full video.

Even the pic he took of her at 17, lying on her stomach in a bikini, creeped me out from the context behind it.

Holy shit, what if the log song really WAS about wanting kids to play with his wood?!?

Amen. And not just in Overwatch - almost any game, ‘Our heals were shit’ usually means you (or someone else you weren’t noticing) were a effing moron standing in lava and the heals just couldn’t keep up with how dumb you all were.

“Plus, Denver was pressuring him whenever he touched the ball.”

Assuming he comes off the bench in the playoffs and assuming the Sixers play the Pacers in the first round, he might have to matchup against Lance Stephenson. I can only imagine what might happen with that.

Academia is a strange beast. You can have a department with 50+ faculty members, everybody can know that Dr. X is a dirtbag, and not a damn one will say anything. It’s actually pretty common group dynamics—everyone thinks everyone else will do something—but I think academia exacerbates this. Many professors are more…

Portrait mode is not admissible in court.

An actual editor would have caught that.

i have to think that if Duke had won, it would have been listed as

When duke loses, we are all winners

The dog looks so ashamed of him.

Corpulent middle age white guy with goatee dressed like a citizen soldier isn’t a good look. Who hires these guys? I mean, how many assistant buyers and subcontracts administrator for military contractors and police and ICE union reps do we really need at this point in time? Back in my day, old white guys with no…

A man who appeared to be leading the group told his troops to cross the street because the sun was shining there and it was too cold in the shade.