That is not the take I would have expected.

When even Johnny Football gets it...

So, basically Old Lady Tank Girl.

This is “Tank Girl.”

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

It’s like the genius hero (KShan) was waiting for his girl-next-door high school sweetheart (Cousins) to wrap up her messy divorce from her unappreciative, racist husband (the Skins), but then got set up with an even hotter, nicer girl (Garoppolo) who was rescued from a secretive, Machiavellian cult (the Patriots) and…

Happens with relationships all the time. Things can being going great for so long, but after the fireworks end, you’re left realizing the person you once knew isn’t completely there anymore. You can try to piece things back together, but sometimes it’s best to just part ways.

I give this trade one thumb up.

“But I thought that plan was stupid, and went and got Jimmy G.”

They do have a choice. They might be better off trading him, quite honestly. No, they have nobody even close to him in terms of talent and no, they would not get an even return on their trade. But this organization has, as of last night, had a winning record for 21 straight seasons. And it’s been that way because…

shh, shh, shhhhh, just sit back and bask in his glory......

I love they got rid of the hillbilly in Cannonball and then put his powers in a grumpy teenage girl.

And it appears he’s playing GW Bridge.

“They’re probably not going to make a 3. Stop at 2, you killed it.”

HOW DID I NOT REALIZE TERRY CREWS WAS IN THIS MOVIE

Geoff and Wentz look pretty good. Technically the Giants traded up to get Eli, and have won two Super Bowls, while San Diego traded down to get Rivers and a bunch of other stuff and have no Super Bowls.

I mean, I get the sentiment, but the team that JUST won the Super Bowl traded up to draft a QB who ended up as their franchise guy and put up MVP-type numbers before getting hurt.

Also, Aquaman’s main power is the ability to fall unscathed through five stories’ worth of abandoned public housing.

Imagine telling people in 2004 that a Black Panther movie would make more money in a week than a Justice League movie would make in its entire cinematic run.

Brings out O’Donnell as soon as they see the name “Rosie” and loves a singer that Nazis like?