I misread that as, “amazing breasts” because Miami, but it still works.

SALT THE SLUG!

Thank you again for this podcast. I encourage any Deadspinner with a historical bent to give it a listen (and rate it, fer crying out loud!)

The preferred nomenclature is ‘ass over teakettle’ according to Elements of Style.

Chainsmokers are undeniably popular right now.

YES! Norm MacDonald is like into a tiny god and we are none of us worthy of Him.

http://www.espn.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=j4cstwr

25 is too damn young. Fuck cancer in all of its tiny cellular orifices

Because of COURSE he got hit in the leg. Was there any doubt?

WELL TAWM, AT LEAST WE DON’T YELL IT AT OWAH DAHKIES

I can’t wait to read Albert Burneko

+1 star for any and all references to Charlie’s illiteracy

What’s the bravest thing you’ve ever done, Mr. Jimmy Piss-Pants?

Ok pussy

Holy shit. Now THAT is a fucking professional. That woman is strong as fuck.

FUCK THE POLICE.

Huh. States rights!?!

There once was a man named Beaton

Good. Fuck soccer and any anti-american who watches it.

In ordee, I blame Queen of rhe Harpies, Debbie Wasserman Schultz for rigging the DNC against Bernie, whp would’ve trounced Trump.