Come on, that was funny. Unless you LIKE soccer, that is. And if you do, there’s no hope for you anyhow.

I really hope soccer never cathes on here in the states. We have enough problems

Silver lining: This may ruin the Cowpokes season, so there’s that.

So, Alex and Billie are clearly millenials and thus do not know what they do. Throwing away your vote or not voting(!) at all make them beneath contempt.

*is

Thanks for this, Drew. I feel very much relieved in all seriousness. I voted early just to stop thinking about this crapfest but as most liberals, I am still prone to wetting the bed untill everything’s final.

Please be a fatal heart attack. Please be a fatal heart attack. Please be a fatal heart attack. Please be a fatal heart attack.

FUCK. THE. BUCKEYES.

Id by in-bounds, you mean out-of-bounds, I agree

No flag on the late out-of-bounds hit? More OSU dick-sucking by the refs

Seahawks here: my threadbare Dave Kreig jersey is old enough to buy it’s own liquor. I assume Largent is off the table but I need your help for a replacement. Who you got?

I . .

STOP BLOWING THE DOG WHISTLE! WE KNOW YOU ARE A HORRID RACIST.

Cleveland is going to lose this series from bad karma

It’s called a slurve.

On one hand I feel Sue is a dirty player.

That’s great but wtf is overwatch?

I love my union and it’s reps. However I hate, Hate, HATE vegans. So fuck off you twee little iron-deficient wierdo.

I’m what used to be referred to as an octoroon. Will that do, Ivanka?

STFU you tiny vegan bitch. You don’tbelong on DeaDeadspin. Go wrote about yogurt you boring mother fucker