guten Abend Herr Oberstgrüppenführer Drumpf!

I hear he’ll be streaking the quad layer tonight.

US Grant should have held a military tribunal to execute every last Confederate officer and slave holder. That would have taught them not to rebel.

Patrick, this is my next-door neighbor and my son’s best friend’s stepfather. You want the real dirt, please un grey me, thanks. I’d be happy to elaborate.

Fuck you. I have to live there.

This was just behind my backyard fence. It truly goes to show you never know where awful people will start shit. I am disgusted by this whole affair. Imagine... Vikings fans in my own backyard? Gross.

D-Rose deserves all the bed things in life that are coming to him

When uncle Joe gets done waxing his firebird, he’s driving over to Trup towers to leave a flaming bag of dog poo at the enterance

J - E - S - T... jest, Jest JEST!

CARDINALS SUCK!

got it twice; both years I IMMEDIATELY came down with influenza. Never again. I am now a disease vector and don’t care one iota. Come at me.

Not his fault or Cam’s. This is because the Badgers beat them and nothing else.

THEY CALL ME MR GLASS

A: Woo pig!

Miller ordered a BLT but they mis-heard it as CTE

hastag hater is so perfect for the Washington FC

I get it. You’re a LSU alumnus

Keep suckin’ that pig dick

Do the police actively recruit sensitive man-babies or are sensitive man-babies naturally attracted to police work?

Do a GIS for “hope solo + beef curtains”