I am SO glad this feature survived the Gawker purge. You’re doing the Lord’s own work, Samer.

The following is a joke. Do not read if you have no sense of humor. Thank you.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say, GOD DAMN IT!

Shit, Don Banks? He’s the new Dr. Z, only better. Fuuck.

Fucking anti semites amirite?

This is also engraved on my adopted daughter’s gravestone. Quelle coïncidence, n’est pas?

Dear Samer,

Felonius Assclown is one of my favorite old-time jazz musicians

Didn’t see yours before I posted along similar lines. Well done.

“Damn, all he was missing were lawyers.”

Where I struggle is off-sides. WTF is that? A way to prevent excitement?!? Every time a game gets really going and it looks like a score will finally happen... OFFSIDES says the ref. Cancel the goal, stop the fun & reset. Lame.

If you watched the 30 for 30 on the USFL you would know the hubris of something called Donald Trump single-handedly ruined that league. Fortunately, Mr. Trump was never heard from again

Poor Max Kellerman. He’s had too much tragedy in his life to have to put up with this shitshow. Godspeed you, Max!

Hey now, that’s James Jones’ corner!

Gammons Disease is a serious issue that afflicts tens of American citizens. Making light of sufferers like Mr. Reiley is degrading to both him and yourself. You should be ashamed of yourself, Patrick.

My beloved Bambi’s Bombers losing the championship to the god-damned redbirds 4 games to 3.

Honest question; How can a man reach adulthood without even ACCIDENTALLY learing about sports? Were you grown in some lab or raised by feral dogs?

Step 1: Don’t.

LOL Knicks

reknitted his right boot.