Love: (whispers) “Hail Hydra”

Hot Taek Alert:

LAX bros are the worst people on earth.

That’s solid reasoning but just further begs the question, “Who explained it to the Fox executives?"

Get the sand out of your vagina. That was top-notch Kinja

What’s the tl;dr for the ‘Merican reader what don’t get the finer points of this here commie soccer story? Why’s they complainin’ in the first place? They’s gettin paid to play a “sport” 0.02% of the country enjoys. That’s stealing money as is

“NOW this guy has finnaly accomplished enough to be considered Cowboys material. Sign him up JJ!”

Sadly, this is not a work.

Finally, a soccer player isn’t faking it.

Kevin, are you available to Scout for our team?

But look how much fun he’s having out there!

Isaac Bruce did more with less. TO did less with more.

Counterpoint: TO is is dirty bitch who deserves all the bad things in life to befall him. This minor inconvenience is just the tip of the karma iceberg he’s due.

A feminist icon is taking agency away from young female voters. Now I’ve seen it all

Seriously though, WTF is BOFA?

Jimmy’s taking a page from the Paul Pierce playbook I see

RIP 2016 Bulls season

Mozgov is strongest

Yours is better

Jeem, you do NOT want to get a beej from a gar