Let’s call it a Dray

Who?

It’s not fair that Bill Simmons wrote the best basketball book of all time and then his son turns or to be a superstar player. Man, fuck that guy.

Pappa is lucky. It was very nearly (beef) curtains for him

I think I’ll have chimichangas for lunch

That Sting tweets in the third-person is the least surprising thing I will discover today. Might as well go back to bed.

Sotto means soft, which is also a perfect description of Blake Griffin’s defense.

SWIDGEN! God, I loved the hell out of that show

Shut up, Jacoby. Intentional fouls only suck if you neglected to learn how to shoot. If you can’t make a free point, you have no business playing pro ball.

Wow they beat the Suns? Ooh, scary! I bet this is keeping the Warriors and Spurs up tonight, worrying how they can beat this shitty team.

I must not be using Twitter correctly. I only check it periodically, maybe once every 2-3 days. Only tweet when drunk.

So my 4th-grader wants to play tackle football and what I used to be excited for now terrifies me.

Outrageous lies, Kevin. Maty Mauk is very clearly a made-up name.

Harsh, but fair.

Dear sir,

The worst part of going to the gym is always some variation of ‘other people’

As an old who watched 75% of Jordan’s games I feel it is my duty to tell you Michael was never this scary/intimidating. Steph is taking shots even Bird wouldn’t.

Salty!

You are so, so brave.

Time for the feats of strength!