And yet, the Packers could demolish Lambeau field and hold their games in a municipal parking lot and the NFL would be powerless to stop them.

Technically speaking, there is an FDA allowed minimum for fecal matter that is more than zero, (the only acceptable ammount of shit in one’s food) which means there is definitely shit in Skyline “chili”.

SWIDGEN! SAN FRANSISCO COCKSUCKER!

Well if you’re going to steal, Samer, steal from the best.

This checks out.

I saw Rob Ryan drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s

I tried creating a supercut of every shitty Piazza throw to 2nd base, but it’s far too long to upload to YouTube.

That’s great, but I’m confused. Your what is next?

Has to be an anagram.

Here’s the thing, Kathy has a really nice rack

Well, if you’re only going to make one tackle...

You magnificent bastard

What’s Publix?

Kobe couldn’t remember Greedo’s name though

Please flag/dismiss every “stay classy, San Diego” comment you see.

Please flag/dismiss every “stay classy, San Diego” comment you see.

RIP Strassburg

Like you’ve never fantasized about brutally hacking apart one of those smug runners

Why does the center get to be Incognito? The QBs family should Suh

Your theory passes the sniff test and Occam’s Razor.