You can’t blame Beadle. I’d attack Erin Andrews too, if you know what... am I saying? That came out wrong.

What’s your beef?

HEEAD! MOOVE!!

Root for Canadians? That’s un-American! If elected, I will root them OUT

Well, shit. This is terrible.

Leave Paulie alone! He can’t really help it you know. All that cocaine makes you edgy

I can’t; I have a soul.

you dismissed my well-crafted reply? fuck off. I’m glad Rose is hurt. I hope his glass knee explodes and the Bulls miss the playoffs but don’t get a lottery pick.

It’s me. Bucks fan that hated the Jordan years and prayed to the elder gods to smite the accursed Bulls.

Headline is misleading. I didn’t see a single colored fella on the course.

It must be odd to see a QB throw to his own team.

read that too fast as, “White Sox try to shit” and thought it harsh, but fair.

to be fair to the goat, it doesn’t even have fists

Never change, Browns. Just keep doing you

Did he throw that with his glove hand?

I have you both beat.

This is a perfectly crafted joke; not a wasted word to be found

+1

+1 twelve-ounce curl

That’s not a stumbling block. It’s a great reason to do away with the DH forever