McCaskey; a man so low even Lionel Hutz won’t defend him!

No one wants to hear about your boner, dude.

This was a delightfully mad romp. I think your readers are going to be happy you posted this one, if they give it a chance.

Good Lord, man. This is Deadspin. There’s no place for such a well-thought analysis in the comments section. What were you thinking?

Hey old man. While you were typing that some dang kids stayed traipsing all over your lawn. Better shoo them away!

Perhaps we should have simply let the south cecede

Clearly.

Petey is gonna be jealous that Rog is back-channeling* w/ Bobby & Tawmy.

C’mon, be fair. That hoop is 8’ high

Counsell is from Wisconsin, so he’s beyond white; he’s translucent.

+1 for Mr Peepers-style

Hey, this isn’t soccer! Did Tim make a mistake?

Tim, are you sure you meant to post this? These aren’t soccer teams and they aren’t even playing soccer! Just thought you should know.

The Venn diagram of those groups looks like a pair of balls.

The good news is he’s going to have another perfect picks record during his time off. That is, if gambling were legal, of course

Lynn Dickie

Little known fact: Paul Hornung & Alex Karros were suspended for the entire 1963 season for “gambling” when their lover’s quarrel got out of hand.

Magnificent. Please don’t dismiss the butthurt pats homers. Their replies are sweet nectar.

If you want to up the inherent comedic value of this already hilarious “rebuttal”, re-read this in the Voice of legendary law-talking man, Lionel Hutz Esq. aka Miguel Sanchez.

Jalen’s main beef w/ C-Web is he wouldn’t give the people what they want. Everybody knows you’ve got to give the people what they want, Chris!