Oh no, he’s empirically, demonstrably, keeping it 100 here. L. P. is a detestable human being.

Look at that slight curve in the nose. It’s been broken! Oh, to be a fly on the wall for that moment

Holy shit, this will never not be funny

One night me and the boys were out on a mission.

Now that i think about it, forget the following orders part of what i wrote

Dumb ass, why did you not just leave when they asked you to? Like, the first five times should have been enough.

You’re both right. Fights do happen and quite frequently. However, the drunken frat-bros, pederasts and rapists that make up the vast majority of Cubs fandom by and large are incapable of fighting, so what you do see, although technically a fight, is hardly close to a fight in all actuality

I'll be in my bunk

+1

it blew my mind that Raft coached against Bo back in 1919

I love bo

SLAP!

I might watch for $99, I could use the money.

Stands there like a Buster, eh? Must be a Milford man.

Dad, is that you?

most minor league teams have a better park than Wrigley. Quite simply, the place is a dump. They need all new bathrooms, (piss-trough? No please) concessions (50+ year-old appliances) and seating (unless you are a little person). They should just demolish it.

Who celebrates an own goal? You should be embarrassed instead.

burn on, big river!

This should be getting more (uninvited) love.

You'd think flashing back to your youth would be a kindness but its scary and disorienting for them. My grandfather "time-travelled" to the 30's & 40's often. He must have been a hell-raiser as a teen, as he would steal cars and drive to his childhood home, waking up the poor people that now live there. Amongst other…