500? Rounding up, I see.

You speak for everyone in this. All of college football is in mourning. Brady Joke, you will be missed.

Way to bury the lede, Samer. SOMEONE HAS BEEN ACTIVELY MENTORING BIEBER! Someone, or something is shaping and molding this dingleberry and has somehow escaped the blame they do richly deserve for it.

Poor Bucks. The awkward nerdy girl of the NBA, while initially excited at her sudden popularity, quickly realized all the boys just want to meet her hot cousin who is visiting from Greece.

Are you a computer? Because you see the world in binary

Unless the question was, "who is your soulmate?"

I too am ashamed to admit not only that I enjoyed reading his column, but actually recommended it to others. Anyone doing so now should be subject to prison time

yep. Everyone in Madison calls it BW3 or bee-dubs too. I think the only reason for the 3 is saying "bee double-doubleyoo" sounds odd

sung to the tune of 'Evenflow'

This here post should have more likening

I have yet to find a single beer from Flying Dog that is worth what they charge. For instance, Ale Asylum's Bedlam kicks the living shit out of this beer for the same price. I imagine every state has at least one local brewer that can top every style FD taints with its crap art and lame puns.

Hey, if you ain't gonna hit that, pass it on down the line...

Your move, San Francisco.

Shit, you got owned, son! Go back to Fox & Friends. Where you don't need to think.

Janay is in so deep, she sounds like she's more upset she couldn't take a punch than at her husband for throwing it in the first place. This is so fucking sad.

Peter, Peter pumpkin latte drinker.

I have used the same name for the better part of 2 decades, Your Mom. Works good for recaps and trades.

They are literally purchasing the right to say "we".

who is Jimmy Hipster?

If the Steelers weren't an absolute shitshow their first 40 years in the league, you know this guy would be counting championships back to the Coolidge administration