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In other words, the Rams chances of going to the playoffs just went up

You would have to pay ME to drink that shit, yinzer.

Hah! Look at this asshole. How can your stillerz be atop NFL mountain when the god damned fudge-packers have more than twice as many championships? Have another Yuengling and go fuck yerself, you stupid yinzer.

Ebola on a bun, topped with "cheese".

(Interior: Brewers GM office)

Not an inside-the-parker

Easy, Adolf.

Look at this racist piece of shit!

Ha! Is funny because 49ers fans are fat!

Tony is so fucking gay

yo, bro, why do you keep typing yo?

Tony should get permanently suspended, just like his gay son.

RIP James Dungy

Yes, because golf would no longer be a thing.

I WISH I could wear something other than boxers. When the boxer-briefs hit big, I went out & got a set. Within an hour of putting them on, I feel like I've been kicked in the nuts. Excruciating pain. Rolling on floor in fetal position pain. Took them off, stashed in underwear drawer. and a few minutes later, I'm fine.

Excellent! Now if only we could get this elitist sport for rich fuckers off the air entirely, we could use George Carlin's plan to convert all golf courses into something that would actually benefit society, like low-income housing. I hate golf so much, I would give anything for that to happen. ANYTHING.

Scheißehosen!

Meanwhile, at Brian McCann's place, Cap'n Rightway shakes his tiny fist at the screen in impotent rage at the lack of beanballs