How did THE Ohio State let this recruit slip through their fingers? I mean, one look and you can tell that's an Urban guy.

But Welkah's a gritty scrapper that plays the game the right way... how can this be?

Wow, you've just admitted to never seeing a single Muhammad Ali fight. This shit ain't new & it's entertaining as hell.

Although I'm failing to come up with a more Italian name than Dom Santaniello, so there's that.

Dig Luke Skywalker on guitar at 1:11

Wisconsin : FIBs

¿Que?

And here I thought Deadspin had reached its apex with the hall of fame vote purchase. Bravo, guys. This is the best thing so far in 2014

This comment should be getting more love

Not impossible. Here, I'll prove it;

Maybe she's been hacked? If not, these are the ranting of an unwell person. She needs help, if true.

But seriously, Winston totally did rape that girl. He just has enough people looking out for him to get away with it. I wouldn't be sad to see him get paralyzed in the next game and never see the field again. No NFL career for you, Jameis, they have more than enough rapists already, thank you.

I don't get it.

What the fuck is a kilogram?

Sure he's a homer, but Homer is too good a guy to get a TBI for his birthday.

"Wooden Stool" is what Bill Walton calls constipation

I had "wooden stool" once, it was awfully painful.

your comment should have gotten more love. I guess not enough people are hip to Bell's

Brandy is French, you damned pinko commie bastard.

There's a Badger wearing #16 and throwing INTs for the Packers right now. Am I having a Randy Wright flashback?