I’m really glad I just totally gave up on Sonic like 12 years ago, so now I can just sit back and never be disappointed in it ever again.

I -actually- don’t hate the Quicksilver (it’s actually pretty nice in person, but those proportions will throw you off since it’s still mid-engine) just something about the front end styling of this... thing.

It’s like a Zimmer Quicksilver fucked a hearse.

I still think it was dumb they never sold the ForFour here.

Maybe this explains where they keep getting more coal rollers. They’re just trying to recreate the environment they’re most comfortable in. It’s a coping mechanism, the poor stupid bastards.

Not to mention the ever-increasing problem of Brundleflies.

*is quietly waiting for Woll Smoth to come back*

So is this why I’ve been seeing it scribbled on the port-o-pot at work? Huh...

I’ve been calling him “Donnie Derpo” when “Our Giant Retard President” isn’t accepted.

Things just weren’t the same after Capcom American-ized Okami...

I see people lose their goddamned minds at the thought of prisons having TVs and books and computer access. Those same people would probably have a mega aneurysm if prisoners could suddenly vote.

“Why Elon Musk shouldn’t” is sound advice

Neutral: Is my dog okay? Do I still have my dog? If I don’t then I will use my newly amassed biker army to get her back.

Look I know we live in a globalized economy and all but can we just start saying “fuck that noise” to China and its bullshit? It might be one of the biggest and fastest growing economies in the world, but c’mon. Don’t bend backwards for this kind of shit, please.

I’m the tallest structure in my apartment outside of my kitchen. Eat it, book case!

Sucks Adam West won’t be around to reprise his role. Now who’s gonna have to take a leak?

What bothers me about the Blazer is that it makes GM look totally clueless. While Ford is going back to RWD with the Explorer and Dodge has the Durango plus offerings from Jeep, what made GM think it needed ANOTHER FWD, intermediate crossover in its lineup?

I have to be honest, after Brigitte and the surrounding meta, THAT would make me reinstall Overwatch lol

Don’t forget pumpkin seeds! Or pumpkin fritters, ye GODS pumpkin fritters.