I’m wearing these when the apocalypse comes and I rule the highways.

I feel bad for the 3 people who couldn’t find a decent Mazda 3, Civic, Golf, or Impreza.

I think the problem with the Dart was that it was merely an “okay” car in a very crowded (at the time) segment where you had a lot of cars that brought a lot to the table, or were “okay” but also much more reliable and from brands with a reputation of building cars good at being “okay.”

BuT THe lEfT!

So long as the rest of the world keeps relying on them for cheap labor and a booming consumer group, I don’t think China needs to worry about commerce.

The Ford Explorer laughs at your concept of “rear visibility”

As much as I detest inattentive or aggressive drivers, we really can’t forget the other party. Since moving to a more populated area I’ve seen some really bad jaywalking on a regular basis: jaywalkers pushing strollers, some one on crutches or a wheel chair (I guess that’s a car lol), and a human chain of jaywalkers…

Stoplight creepers are annoying for sure. Just because you moved your car onto the cross walk isn’t going to make the light change any faster, people. And even if it did it’s still really rude to the pedestrians crossing.

I still get angry thinking about when I found out a step-parent dipped into the college fund for Furbies. (Also somewhat explaining my intense, unbridled hatred for the things.)

I was honestly anticipating some ridiculous legal fight, all ready to go “FFS China” but instead we get good ol’ fashioned customer fist fights... yay?

I kinda wish wood trim would be a thing again. I don’t mean plaster the whole side in some kind of veneer or whatever, but rather just use it as a little bit of extra trim as a nod to past models.
(I did a super quick photoshop job, using a Grand Cherokee.)

Brigitte is what made me stop playing, and it sounds like everything has just kinda kept going that way (though Ashe sounds kinda neat...)

This automatic Clubman is a 3,486-pound car

It looked worse before the facelift:

Apple butter on waffles, with crushed walnuts or almond slices. Mmmm.

My favorite is encountering people who don’t know what apple butter is (DELICIOUS) and then after hearing the explanation are just like “so why not call it apple sauce.”

That’s funny. My girlfriend would rather I not use the term “nut juice”...

What were we talking about again?

BUT MY TRIBALISM

10 minutes late to make this joke myself. Take your star >:c

Yeesh, I know Land Rovers are all about climbing hills but I didn’t expect it to escalate that quickly.