Given how tiny the thing is I’m honestly surprised it held up as well as it did.

So are customers watching the lobster get boiled or what? I mean knowing how something is produced isn’t quite the same as straight up witnessing it before you consume it.

The thing that gets me is the hypocrisy of the name. It translates to “pure blood” but it is the lowest common denominator vehicle, made for people who possibly wouldn’t buy a Ferrari otherwise. Making it is one thing, but giving it that particular name is almost insulting.

Please don’t give people the idea of calling their Giulia QF’s “basically a four-door Ferrari.” I get enough cringing out of the “Roadmasters are Corvette wagons” and “Cressidas are 4-door Supra” crowds.

1. Kristen you are confusing everyone with the lead image. You should know better than to make people READ on the internet!

Wrong millennium.

TOW TOW, FIGHT THE REPO

These things can imitate us

I think it’s funny how huge and armored-up a lot of modern military vehicles (excluding things like tanks, etc.) are, but on the other hand this thing is so tiny and flimsy I’m pretty sure you could defeat it with harsh language.

Yeah I’d rather put up with WINGADINGA and constant bemoaning of “they don’t build them like this anymore” than obnoxious dudebro shit. I could do without the millenial bashing from the wingadinga crowd though.

Rock the Dwayne’s Johnson

Just cops? Also was the ricer thing anywhere near as big prior to these movies? Not being sarcastic I’m just too young to remember.

*secretly writes “small penis” between the lines*

Dodge product planning meeting:
“Okay so for our next car, the battery is going to be located... *spins the wheel* under the passenger seat!”

I’m always fascinated by Tesla’s almost purposely naive approach to this whole industry. It yields some interesting and truly great results sometimes, but then other times its almost hilariously baffling. I feel like Musk just reads up on shit as he goes.

“Hey guys, um. What are labor laws? Can we build cars in tents,…

Bye Felicia.

I still miss Mitch :<

If the company failed with him at the helm it would just be some one else’s fault and that the world wasn’t ready for his brand of genius (re: ridiculous bullshit)

I still think this car was just a little too early. I bet this thing would give the Renegade some honest competition in the “tiny kinda-offroader-style” category.

“Y’know, the Morgan Three-Wheeler is neat but it’s just not quirky enough!”