I’ll even take it a step further: modern cars are too fast and too powerful for 99% of what enthusiasts do.

I think modern cars are too fast and powerful for 99% of what most people do.

Pretty sure. If its a Highlander, there can be only one.

Market research studies are always hilarious, because they’re generally at the whim of whatever the marketing people want to get out of it. The “would you pay more for this?” question is my favorite, because it leaves the option of “fuck no, I want to pay the same”. One way to get around this is to baseline with a…

The only things that should be on the stalk are the blinkers and the horn.

OK, let’s use a side-on view of the 5-series Gran Turismo:

Nah, Canadians drive old vans around like this one. Usually a couple of brothers share one vehicle.

In the future, I would advise against taking assignments like this without your attorney present.

But there I was, confused, exhausted, emotionally broken and vowing never to go back to Las Vegas again.

“You were the chosen one! You were suppose to bring balance to the Porsche!”

There can be only one...

Canucks use a 3 digit designation for all miltary aircraft.

Just for you, Jason:

Now Waymo people are gonna hear about it. It’s gonna be Uber interesting.

The perfect timing for Canadian air superiority to reveal itself!

Kristen Lee and the remaining funds probably DB Coopered right out the back over Guam.

If we give it enough money, maybe it will show us its face.

Toyota Avalon Limited in Mint Green, rear trunk spoiler with a tan Landau top, it’s a set of gold badges away from from being the most old man vehicle ever, which is I believe the trim code for this edition

1. What is its mass in slugs?

Games you have to play to drive an MGB:
1. Rock ‘Em Sock ‘EM Oil Leaks
2. Why aren’t the goddamn lights working Cherry-O
3. Rust Against Humanity
4. Chutes & Synchronize the SU carbs
5. Guess Who is Making that Burning Smell?
6. Risk of Not Making it to Your Destination (Again)