Cephalopods capable of living on land is my #1 irrational fear. More than aliens taking over or nuclear fallout.

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You don't understand! This isn't even it's final form!

Raphael, you know what would be cool? An infographic showing the current up and coming battery technologies, their pros and cons, and where they are in development. I know there are a few neat ones out there, but I certainly don’t have a real great handle on any of them, let alone all of them.

Steam reviews are always worthless.

I’ll take the pervs. Hell, throw some cameras in and I could probably monetize that. I once watched a girl on cam dressed up as Bob Ross take painting requests while hooked up to a...pleasuring device...and she was making bank. I could probably make decent coin on the side by playing in certain dream cars!

I Believe in Camry Dent

You missed your chance to piss him off.

Thrawn sounds like prawn, which is like calamari (mmmm) which is similar to Mon Calamari (i don’t know what he tastes like) who is some guppy-fish-face looking character who, at the end of the day, says things like “it’s a wrap”.

I think Jason used to do stuff for The Onion. I think he still thinks he does. We don’t have the heart to tell him.

Some of this makes sense. If I have to calm myself down or “find a happy place,” I think of one of the few times I get turn 1 right in the Lancer at Harris Hill. Chuck the car into turn 1 with the throttle pinned all the way through, stab the brakes just a tad for turn 2, and chuck car into turns 2 and 3. If I get it…

I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!

Sooooo no more “rubbin’ is racin’”?

Despite all the hate that rubber-bumper MGB’s get from the purists, most of what’s wrong with them can be fixed by simply lowering the ride height to what it was on the chrome-bumper cars. It doesn’t hurt to pull the smog equipment either, and if more power is what you want it’s not difficult to get more out of a…

Cheap, innocent motoring. Triumph Spitfire.

Because winter alpine driving is exactly what I associate a convertible with!

The answer is MG

Money no object? TR3, TR4, or TR6. Or maybe a frog eye sprite. Why the hell did the Brits have to make this so hard to choose?!?!?!