Yeah, I watched Dinosaucers. Like most DIC cartoons, it was borderline unwatchable (see also Beverly Hills Teens).

If there anyone in the world who know more about branding than KISS and cattle, I'd be shocked.

The addition of a reading scene would have taken it from "Rocky IV - Survivor: Hearts On Fire" montage into "Teen Wolf Too - Real Life: Send Me An Angel" montage territory. Would've been a bold choice.

"Not unlike the gumshoes on Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?, Jaime helps Cersei identify key locations, and sketch out what stands in the way of the Lannisters regaining control of the realm."

On looks alone, he kinda strikes me as Iron Islands Pacey Witter.

No one can read just one!

If upvoting MANIMAL is a crime, then truly all is lost.

Amen, brother!

Sbarr-a-Lago is the Sbarro-iest Sbarro's in all of Sbarrodom. Its "pizza" is so shitty that even Pizza Rat would respond with a, "nah - I'm good."

Pro-tip: if the world around you is in black-and-white, DO NOT cut the avocado. Monochromatic settings are often a precursor of disastrous and/or hilarious mishaps.

Yeah - definitely not going to work on a bullet hole! Semi-related: Around the same time that I was forced to use that trick I worked in a Jiffy-Lube type of quick-service garage. Guy brought in a Yugo and when I checked the coolant it looked really murky and should have been swapped out. I opened the petcock (drain…

That's pretty much exactly how it works - the sediment plugs the hole. It's not so much a "fix" as it is a temporary patch. Several of the "stop leak" products on the market work on the same principle. I wouldn't recommend them, though, for much more than buying you a bit of time to get to a shop. If it's more than…

I had to do it over 20 years ago when I drove one of my shitbox cars that I owned in college. Shit - Trinette even explained how it works. You pour the black pepper in and close the system. The pepper will seek out the leak and plug it. I mean, it would not work so well on a bullet hole, but it definitely works to…

This curious bivalve is making me feel a bit bivalve-curious!

Kills slugs, but attracts smugs - so you're really just substituting one problem for another.

Don't forget the Whole Whale Catalog!

"Magic Ticket" my ASS, McBain!

I guess I'd throw Titanic in here as well, but for one redeeming moment:

Yeah, Pushing Tin was… uh… NOT good.

It might be "Beastmaster 2: Through The Portal of Time." The friend who I went to see this with was the only other person in the theater.