“America doesn’t like you.” - Best Kent line ever.

Farewell to my beloved Kent, my data-driven dreamboat!

Yankees fans and Red Sox fans arguing about who’s worse

Added to this: the trademarking of ordinary sentences? Is this the apex of greed? It puts her in the same class as Trump.

Everything.

E-mails.

There’s only one way the NFL can repair it’s reputation now: By suspending Tom Brady for the entirety of the 2017 season.

So what was Tom Llamas’s tweet from earlier this week?

Losing that Super Bowl was bad. Not blowing the chance to go 19-0 and achieving sports immortality by losing to Eli Manning bad, but still pretty bad.

I love you millennials.

Because I am a millennial and we are trying to kill movies. Along with literally everything else. Because we are evil. (Also cause we are poor and can’t afford anything.)

They’re called Stacey Dashes.

Michael - I haven’t read this yet but thank god because I really needed a hot take because today sucks and I just need something to laugh at and you never let me down.

Tom Llamas calls 3 second violations in pick up basketball games.

He’s just reporting what he’s heard.

I’m probably a terrible fucking person

Look, we just don’t have enough information about climate change, so in the meantime, let’s keep pushing policies that accelerate climate change and blame the actual weather events on liberal media and fake news, okay?

Ah, I see you’ve managed to kill Littlefinger, but what about his other four accents?

I just wonder what she thought was gonna happen when she released this still.

Back in my day, men were men, music was good and underwater cowboys rode sea horsies across the ocean plains.